Holy Crap!

Law of conservation:
The total amount of crap in any isolated system remains constant but cannot be recreated, although it may change forms.

Karma:
Crap that goes around comes around.

Heaven, Hell and Middle Earth:
Heaven uses radioactive crap to generate power, and dumps the toxic waste crap in hell.. In middle earth we just roll around in our own crap and call it recreational.

Organization:
Crap travels down an organizational chart, and all who try to send crap upwards gets kicked out.

Middle Way (majjhimā paṭipadā):
The path that avoids stepping on all the crap lying around us.